Cruz's Surprise Endorsement

Ted Cruz just announced his candidacy for the Republican nomination for president yesterday--and already he's gotten a huge boost.  Planned Parenthood has begun to run attack ads on its various social media platforms.  The fledgling Cruz campaign could not have asked for a better response or a bigger endorsement.  

Being targeted by Planned Parenthood is like getting a bad review from the Village Voice, or like getting put on a Southern Poverty Law Center enemies list, or like getting called an extremist by Al Sharpton! Without a doubt, it's a huge, huge compliment!

When the world's most profitable non-profit organization, the world's most brazenly nefarious advocacy group, the world's most lasciviously deleterious institution hastily disses a candidate like this, the sane world really ought to perk up and pay heed: this just might be our man! #MAYBEMYCANDIDATEAFTERALL